CALIFORNIA ALMONDS
Almonds are the sidekick you may not know you need. We took the liberty to tell you. Because when you have 6 grams of independent energy giving protein, you can complete mediocre tasks with more pizzazz or something.
Almond sales increased. And they had a fantastic harvest. Obviously due to this campaign.
You and Almonds VS. Where Did I Park My Car?
You & Almonds VS. The Nefarious Headphone Tangle
You & Almonds VS. That Song by That Guy
You & Almonds VS. The USB Fob and the Port
You & Almonds VS. Top of the Alone-in-Your-Car Charts
NPR ads were written. And then a bunch of folks were genuinely concerned for our mental health amongst other things. Pish-posh.